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Thursday, January 31, 2019

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas

A full decade ago, I went to see The Duchess with some family friends. I was 16, almost 17, and I distinctly recall two trailers before the movie that left me thoroughly curious and a little apprehensive. I did not see either movie when they were released and continually put off seeing them, despite a huge number of opportunities over the years. One was The Secret Life of Bees. The other was The Boy In The Striped Pajamas. It's been on my Netflix list for a very long time and I finally watched it. Spoilers abound, but not very surprising ones. It's a movie about the Holocaust. Did you expect a cheery ending?

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas is about an eight year old boy, Bruno (Asa Butterfield), living in Berlin with his family during World War II. He spends his days playing and going to school, until his father (David Thewlis) is promoted and they have to move "to the countryside." He's not super thrilled with the move, especially when he discovers there's no children to play with. When he peeks out his window, he sees what he thinks is a farm. Bruno sneaks behind his mother's back to go exploring and meets an eight year old boy, Shmuel, through the electrified barbed wire fence.

Thus begins a forbidden friendship. For all Bruno's naïveté he clearly knows he is not supposed to be friends with Shmuel. He never tells his family that he's made a friend and he knows Shmuel needs smuggled food. When Shmuel is cleaning wine glasses in the house and Bruno gives him a cake and they are caught, Bruno gets scared and denies the gift.

When Shmuel's father goes on a march and doesn't come back, the boys decide, very hastily, to dig beneath the wire, dress Bruno in stolen "pajamas," and go look for him. At not point does it occur to them that Bruno can't add very much to this endeavor but they're also eight. This goes exactly as well as you'd expect and the film ends with Bruno's parents sobbing and the camera staring at the door of a gas chamber.

So here's the thing: this was absolutely heart breaking. That much is true. But it felt like it was breaking my heart on purpose. Sure, the narrative made it clear that killing Jews makes you a bad person, but it also used dead and suffering Jews as a canvas to show the conflict the Nazi families dealt with.

Forgive me, but I don't really care. Perhaps the point was to show us that humans committed these atrocities. If you want to show me that, show me The Zookeeper's Wife where righteous goy brave the Nazis who were once their friends. Or show me any story that doesn't literally kill a child just so the narrative can teach a man who is killing people that when he kills people they die.

When I was a kid, I read a book. I forget what it was called. It was one of a myriad of "books about prepubescents and teenagers during the Holocaust" that my sister and I had, as I suspect most Jewish kids did. This one was about a girl who was a very active member of Hitler Youth, until she realizes her parents are hiding a Jewish girl and her mother (father? More family members? I read this book a very long time ago). She gets to know the girl and, like Bruno, learns that the things she's being taught by her teachers about Jews aren't related to watch Jews are like. I don't remember how that book ended, but it was a powerful story about learning you are wrong and that it's important to protect people who need help.

The Boy In The Striped Pajamas never tells us what camp makes up the back drop. A brief google tells me that in the book, Bruno calls the camp "Out-With." I guess the camp is supposed to be Auschwitz (my googling also tells me that was the only camp with four crematoria). I won't go into the issue I'm having with the book making up English versions of a German eight year old's speech impediments (apparently he calls Hitler "the Fury"). I haven't read it and have plenty to unpack with just the film. But if I ever read it, I suspect I'll be frustrated.

Per that same google, I've found every single source (mostly Wikipedia but for now that works for me) saying no children were ever put to work in Auschwitz. Anyone younger than a teenager was killed on arrival. I don't see anything on how they were killed, but there is no way eight year old Shmuel is working and making friends with the local Nazi kid.

I don't need every aspect of a movie to be historically accurate. In fact, if you made a movie about a child at Auschwitz struggling through living and working in a death camp, that could be a very powerful story. I do have an issue with changing history for the sake of humanizing war criminals.

The movie kills Shmuel when it is convenient rather than on arrival because that is when it makes the most narrative sense. A narrative about a little German boy who doesn't know anything but is privileged beyond belief and his family who thoroughly do know better. A family that only learns what they are doing is wrong because suddenly it affects them. The mother objects to the camp, but more so to her husband being the one doing it, not as much to the deaths of the Jews.

Oh and by the way? This movie wasn't based on a true story. Apparently a lot of people thought it was.

I am Jewish. My family is Jewish. My ancestors all emigrated to the US before WWI so I don't have any Holocaust survivors or refugees in my family but that doesn't mean the stories don't affect me. I'm going to say this very, very simply: the suffering and deaths of my people are not a backdrop for a story about the people who caused that very pain. And especially not to humanize them. I'm ok with thinking all Nazis were actual monsters. They deserve to be remembered with anger.

If you want a movie about the Holocaust, there's many many other ones, but watch one with a Jew as a protagonist.

It took me ten years of the movie trailer in the back of my mind to watch this. I wish I'd kept waiting.

*Obligatory special shout out to the old woman with the tattooed arm who came and spoke to my Hebrew school class. I don't remember her name or where she was from or even when she spoke to us. For all I can remember she might have come to my secular school. I just remember that she came*

Thursday, January 17, 2019

Mary Poppins Returns

Awww welcome back! Being the person I am who literally hasn't written anything in over a year, this is my first review of a movie seen using AMC Stubs A List. This blog is in no way sponsored by Stubs A List, Stubs Premiere, or MoviePass, but if you were curious, those are the mechanisms I've used to save money on my movie going for a very long time.

(Fair warning-there's some mild spoilers. Either things that happen early in the movie or cameos that were well publicized and not surprising in their execution)

So. Mary Poppins Returns (2018, Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda). I was kind of disappointed. I went into it thinking it was going to be amazing. I had really high hopes. And in general, it was good. I liked the plot and the children. Lin-Manuel Miranda was decent although to be completely honest I've always preferred his writing and composing to his performances (although his rapping in this one was the perfect follow up to Dick Van Dyke's recitatives in the original). The big let down for me was Emily Blunt.

At first blush, she was cast brilliantly. She looks enough like Julie Andrews did in the '60s and she speaks fine. My issue is zero percent her fault. They just should have dubbed her singing. She sings great, she is one of the few lead actresses I've heard singing in a movie musical in the last few years where I didn't cringe every time she opened her mouth (don't get me started on La La Land. It's called a diaphragm. Can you please find it? Great. Thanks. Now use it), the thing is, she's an alto. They wrote the part for an alto. I appreciate that they didn't write a soprano part and then make her struggle through it, but when you're recreating a role that sang things like Feed the Birds and you suddenly drop down a vocal part, it's like Mary Poppins is the Dread Pirate Roberts (which btw totally believable and is there fanfic with that theory connecting these two movies?).

Next up on Wendy's List of Complaints: the soundtrack. It was perfectly enjoyable but imminently forgettable. I do mean imminently. There were a few songs whose melodies I forgot while still listening to them. This says a lot, given that I sang along with Moana (a soundtrack I did not hear before seeing the movie) while watching the movie the first time. I learn music FAST like nobody's business. If I can't remember your tunes while they're still being sung into my ear, it says something. Also, even the good songs I did not leave humming. In fact, I left singing Something Good from The Sound of Music (see here and here for my long ago thoughts on that one). There was a reprise about 2/3 through MPR and it started out A WHOLE LOT like one line from Something Good (specifically "nothing comes from nothing") and it just went right into my head. Given that it was another Julie Andrews flick in my head (and also the worst song from said flick. You can fight me on that, but I'll win), it was immensely distracting.

Final complaint: I've done some googling and it sounds like there's a bunch of reasons Julie Andrews didn't have a cameo. I think they shouldn't have had Angela Lansbury's cameo. Her cameo felt like it was written for an aging Mary and instead we have an aging Miss Price and you're sitting there thinking "wait which David Tomlinson movie are we watching" and also you're just sad because they've got her singing and you know if Dame Julie had done it she couldn't be singing.

Things that were great: Julie Walters. Can the woman do no wrong? I adore her. Meryl Streep. Her turtle panic attack was hilarious and I thoroughly enjoyed her scene. Colin Firth. Dude was this a Mamma Mia reunion? Wasn't that last summer? But also, he was great. He felt both very real in a very fantastical world where you don't quite know what is imagination and what is the world and very comically villainous. He was well written. And funny. Dick Van Dyke: they managed to give him a cameo that fit canonically into the casting from the original (remember Old Man Dawes?.....) but with a flair of Bert. 100% love it.

Great things about more than casting: the bits of the original soundtrack thrown in were great. The bank scene in the original STILL haunts my nightmares (ditto with the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang) and when Michael Banks approaches the Dawes Tomes Mousely Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank (they never call it anything except the Fidelity Fiduciary Bank which honestly was a disappointment to me) the background music played The Song and I actually got shivers. A+ music haunting, movie composer people. A+.

I also really liked that this movie had an actual bad thing they were fighting against. The original is basically fighting against the patriarchy (and please note that at the end Mom attaches her votes for women sash to the kite. The patriarchy definitely wins) and toxic masculinity (Dad does fly a kite at the end. I don't know if I'd say they win but maybe it's a draw? That's a discussion for another day) which while being very real and scary (and still very very relevant) they're very abstract. The movie also takes place in 1910. Their world is pretty stable (Admiral Boom notwithstanding). Now we're in the midst of the Depression (or the Great Slump as the title card tells us). They're fighting against losing their house (and in the end there is an AMAZING throwback to the tuppence from the original movie) and it's very real and we see the realness echoed in the magical Mary Poppins times. There's villains all over the place for the children and it's really well done.

Last truly great thing: the penguin cameo. Truly marvelous. It's the little things that show you this is still the same world.

I definitely recommend seeing this movie. I am completely prepared to accept this as canonical. It's a wonderful follow up. I'd just like a little more toe popping music and maybe dubbing Emily Blunt with a soprano.

***Obligatory special shout out to Dame Angela Lansbury because I feel like I was very down on her in this piece when I swear I love her. She's amazing. Also to Emily Blunt. I feel bad that I finally heard an actress sing and was not incredibly annoyed but still had complaints. Her voice suited the melodies but neither her voice nor the melodies suited the character***

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

De-Cinema-Ber Day 4: It

***Edit because apparently I don't know the date...... Oops. December 3 apparently only happens once a year, not twice....***

I've been trying out horror lately, so for day 3 4 let's talk It (2017, Bill Skarsgârd).

Full disclosure: this was my first real horror movie. I saw Crimson Peak (2015, Tom Hiddleston, Mia Wasikowska, Jessica Chastain) 2 years ago but that wasn't really horror. I saw Get Out (2017, Daniel Kaluuya, Allison Williams, Bradley Whitford), but that was more dark comedy than scary. I talked myself into seeing It because a) I heard really good things, b) I saw The Dark Tower (2017, Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Taylor) and rumor has it they're working on a whole Steven King cinematic universe and I want to be up to date, and c) my go to theater had a sensory friendly screening so I got to see it with the lights on.

So there I was, first real horror movie ever. And you know what? I was ok. I kind of liked it. I didn't walk out scared. I haven't had nightmares. I wasn't even particularly scared while watching the movie. The jump scares got me of course, but beyond the jolt of brief adrenaline, I didn't experience real fear.

It did make me think about fear though, which to me is why this was a really great film.

If you are completely unfamiliar with It, I'm guessing it's due to a conscious choice to avoid it since it's not exactly a new movie, but I will sum up:

In a small town in Maine, people, especially children, disappear at an alarming rate. A plucky group of misfit pre teens find themselves hunted by a shapeshifting creepy thing to whom they begin to refer as "it." Each of the kids has something hard or frightening happening in their home lives, missing siblings, parents with munchhausens, abusive parents, etc.

It is basically a creepy clown boggart with a little dementor thrown in for good measure. It feeds on fear. Luckily, when the kids start focusing on what is real and what is it they can focus on beating the thing.

It's a cool question though. What is fear? Obviously when you're in a position to be afraid it is how you know that you want to get away. Of course we all have fears, but when those fears aren't present, what is the emotion? The more you think about it, the less it exists. And suddenly *poof* the shapeshifting killer clown from outerspace (I think? That's what I'm getting from google. That isn't covered in this movie but I guess people know that from the original movie and the book) doesn't have power over you.

Besides that, the kids have very real things to be frightened of in their lives. The clown is just copycatting those things and basically why bother.

Beyond an exploration into the deep philosophical concept of fear, this is also a pretty blatant coming of age story. We see one of the most blatant "ok this is a period" moments of all time when the girl is covered by a literal wave of blood. Blood comes shooting out of the drain and drenches her entire bathroom. You couldn't have less subtle imagery if you clobbered the audience over the head with it.

So there you have it. I saw a horror movie and convinced myself fear doesn't exist.

***obligatory special shout out to Bill Skarsgârd for being really attractive and making the whole creepy killer clown thing weird AF 'cause omg he's prettyyyy***

Monday, December 4, 2017

De-Cinema-Ber Day 3: Justice League

Ok soooo..... DC is not Marvel. Has anyone, you know, told them that?

This is a good time to mention, Ben Affleck is the only Batman I've ever seen. Pretty sure Man of Steel (2013, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Russell Crowe) was my first Superman movie. Not that I've seen any since.

So basically here is my take: DC movies are kind of terrible. The one really good one was Wonder Woman (2017, Gal Gadot, Chris Pine). You know what made it good? Women. When I saw Batman v Superman (2016, Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill), I kind of thought Gal Gadot's character was bland and boring. I was excited for Wonder Woman before I saw it but not because of her entrance in Bruce and Clark's shadow. I was excited because it was a girl superhero movie written by women. That it wound up being really good was kind of just a bonus.

Apparently, we were all right about those women writers though. Which makes me a little sad. Diana Prince was plenty sexy in her feature film but she made herself sexy. She wasn't filmed particularly sexually. She was just filmed. There was no male gaze. There were superhero power poses, the same ones the men take. Compare that to Justice League (2017, Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Henry Cavill, Ezra Miller, Ray Fisher, Jason Momoa). So many hip pops. SO MANY HIP POPS. WHY SO MANY HIP POPS. SHE STANDS AND SURVEYS DAMAGE AND POPS A HIP. WHY DOES SHE DO THAT.

Full disclosure, yes, it is a standard way for women to stand. Yes I do it too. It is very possible that if I go through Wonder Woman I will find plenty more Diana hip pops. However. WW hip pops will not have Diana standing next to male superheroes who got 99% of the one liners who are definitively not popping their hips.

I will give some credit for not as many butt shots as they could have done. They didn't have any of those Black Widow sashaying away from kicking ass shots. That's a plus. I guess. But the standard is clearly unbelievably low.

As for the rest of the movie? Yawn. It was DC very blatantly pretending to be Marvel (energy boxes that have to be separated or else doomsday? Check. Evil villain who they knew was coming from a mysterious and slightly explained other plain/world/realm/thingy? Check. Rich guy with cool gadgets bringing together some people with an odd assortment of talents? Check and check). It didn't work super well. They're just trying so damn hard. They've done one thing better than Marvel: they've done the feminist woman superhero. They should keep that up because oh dear heavens nothing else seems to work for them.

***Obligatory special shout out to Lord Nicholas Devereaux because I still think it's hilarious to think he was cast as Steve Trevor so that Marvel couldn't have the full set of Chrises***

Saturday, December 2, 2017

De-Cinema-Ber Day 2: A Christmas Prince

For Day 2, we'll be discussing Netflix's branch into sappy movie land with A Christmas Prince (2017 starring exclusively people I have never heard of). I am a big fan of cheesy made for TV movies, especially the Christmas-y ones. I watch A Christmas Kiss at least once a month.

This movie was a new level though. The family was good and the chemistry was nice. I totally bought how she fell for the guy and all. But oh sweet mother of pearl no one was any good at subterfuge and how did everyone struggle that hard?

First, we have the moment when a random wandering person in the palace is confirmed to be someone with precisely zero verification. Then when a journalist is undercover she employs no common sense about hiding anything. She leaves things in the open, she hides her passwords terribly, and she keeps the sound on her phone when she's trying to surreptitiously take photos. Also she's really obvious that she's taking photos.

And then we have the convoluted politics and legal mumbo jumbo. They encounter a moderate constitutional crisis which is solved with a quick and easy hand written decree. None of the documents are ever verified aside from a speedy "it's the king's seal!" The issue they are dealing with is a very complicated legal inheritance question which as far as I know has no answer and every monarchy has its own rules. But first it's an easy no and then it's an easy yes. And at no point in the 20 or 30 years that the late king knew this issue could come up did he do this easy answer until he was on his death bed? Please.

The schmaltz I'll give them. Because it's a movie about an American journalist falling in love with an about to inherit king.

So should you see this movie? Sure. If you've got an hour and a half and want something cheesy and Christmassy. Just try not to pay too close attention.

***Obligatory special shout out to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle who have got me in a mood for royal romances***

De-Cinema-Ber Day 1: Daddy's Home 2

Merry De-Cinema-Ber!

I cut my NaNoWriMo so I promised instead I'm going to write a film review every day of December. I'm calling it De-Cinema-Ber because I'm the funniest person you've ever met. Mmmmkay? Cool.

So. Daddy's Home 2 (2017, Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell). Full disclosure, I never saw the first movie. I knew the premise of the co-dadding thing getting messed around because all the grandfathers are showing up and that's about it. Well, I also knew it takes place at Christmas. But I didn't get that from the trailers. I learned that from driving around my home town and seeing all these big white sheets pinned to the ground.

Oh yeah did I mention that? A bunch of it was filmed in my town. I never saw anything other than the trailers and set decorations but I have friends who have pictures of the stars. I can take or leave Mel Gibson (that's a lie. I'd prefer to leave him. He was well cast though. I'll give him that), but Mark Wahlberg being in my town? Amazing. So cool. MW and the Dropkick Murphy's and a snow ball fight on the very same church lawn I regularly cut across? Made me excited enough to subtly text my siblings under my coat in the theater.

Aside from my excitement from seeing landmarks I know and love this movie was mostly not great. I spent a lot of time wanting to punch Mel Gibson's character.

The basic plot is that Brad (Will Ferrell. Does he ever play characters who are grown up and not annoying by the way? He's basically playing Buddy again....) and Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) are trying to come together for their kids' sake. Their dads show up and their plans for a together Christmas go slightly awry. Wedges are driven into already precarious friendships and the kids (and the mom who balances being a background character with actually taking care of the kids surprisingly well) are along for the ride.

In the end everyone winds up together and happy for Christmas because this is a Christmas movie about parenthood and those end with montages of happy family goofy times. Have you never seen a Christmas movie before.

In spite of the mediocrity, a lot of it was very funny and while also forced and predictable the ending was adorable. Some majorly identical parallels to A Bad Moms Christmas right at the end, but cute and fun and funny.

But as I said, the landmarks were why I really liked this movie. And why I can tell you that when you turn a small New England town in May into a ski town at Christmas you pin these white sheets to the ground and it looks kind of dumb in person but impressively snow like on camera. So A+ film set designers. I really didn't think it was gonna look like snow but it did.

Do I recommend this movie? Yeah, sure. It was fun. Dumb but fun.

***Obligatory special shout out to anyone who works at AMC. The characters wind up at a Showcase at one point and that felt very wrong to me and that's why y'all shouldn't be casting me as Darth Vader. I'm too loyal to you guys***

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria

So I was lying in bed, thinking about wedding marches-as you do, which brought me to How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria, from The Sound of Music. I wrote a defense of Baroness Schreider two years ago (and I stand by it) and I'm not sure I've actually watched the film since then, but I've seen it enough times.

There is, I suppose, a fairly strong argument to be made that it's kind of bad to use HDYSAPLM as a wedding march. It implies that there is an answer to the title question and that answer is to marry her off and then either she becomes the husband's problem or he at least takes control of her and she behaves.

I could not disagree more.

Think about the lyrics-what is she doing wrong? Plenty, but why are these things wrong? She's climbing trees, she's, waltzing, singing, whistling, she likes curling her hair. She makes some of the sisters laugh. I can understand these things make you a less than stellar nun (I also think being a nun sounds a little boring but that might be kind of the point of the cloistering, so maybe I'd just be a bad nun too).

But they also would make you a pretty decent governess and/or mother.

And look at the chorus:

How do you solve a problem like Maria
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down
How do you find a word that means Maria
A flibbertijibbet, a will o' the wisp, a clown
...
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh how do you solve a problem like Maria
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand

Can you do any of these things?

You can't. That's the point. You can't "solve" a problem like Maria.

She isn't a problem, she isn't "a headache" or "an angel. She's a girl."

So, how do you solve a problem like Maria? You find her a life where the things that make her who she is become her strengths, instead of her weaknesses.

And that's why if you want to walk down the aisle to the nuns of The Sound of Music just like Julia Andrews it's okay.

***Obligatory special shout out to my parents who used the March of the Siamese Children from The King and I instead of How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria at their wedding***